Elf-Esteem?
Even the horses are slim and beautiful!
How do elves see themselves? Are there any fat elves? Santa is an elf, right? Whenever I think about elves I picture the ones from Lord of the Rings. Tall, long straight hair and oh-so-slim! I want an elf mirror. I could be an elf, would that be selfish – elfish?
If I was an elf, I could go for long walks in the woods.
I can’t picture elves cooking or shopping but I guess someone in the elf household has to do it. Would all the snacks be lembas bread? How many carbs are in lembas bread? How much exercise would I need to do to keep up the appearance? I wouldn’t have to worry too much about the aging, though.
Oh well, my elf-esteem is definitely making my self-esteem fall into place. I live near a beautiful forest, it’s probably full of elves. I’ll strap on my pedometer and get some exercise. Maybe I’ll take up archery……
Thanks for listening. ;D 
