She of the Penguin Walk

I walk funny. My husband says it’s cute. I’m actually very self-conscious of how I look. I have been since puberty. I used to have bad skin and now I’m getting older – wrinkles, sags and bags. I am round. I have a very high BMI (fat to bone ratio).  I have had three operations on my hips and I’m trying to re-build muscles from the last operation were I had a hip replacement repaired. Sigh!

Penguins are cute. Well, at least the cartoon ones are cute. Maybe I do the Emperor penguin walk. Would this make me an Empress Penguin? I am Empress-sized. But they have those funny orange side feathers. I’m not that flashy. OK, I’ll exercise more and concentrate on walking straight. I may have to resort to the cane again all the time. Oh, well. At least I’m not a duck.

Thanks for listening. ;D Diane

~ by 1fatgirlshrinking - Diane Kirby on December 11, 2012.

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