Just Talking to the Bacon

Voice: Diane, wake up!
Me: Whaa?
Voice: It’s time to get up and I’m waiting for you.
Me: You are. Who are you?
Voice: It’s me, Bacon.
Me: Oh!
Bacon: (In the voice of Joey Tribbiani from Friends) How You dooooin’?
Me: OK, I’m up.
Bacon: Welcome to the weekend. Time for Bacon.
Me: You know I’m not supposed to eat bacon.
Bacon: But you know you love me – really love me.
Me Yeah, but…
Bacon: Come on just cook me up and eat me.
Me: I don’t know. I trying to eat better and you have no nutritional value.
Bacon: Bacon makes everything better.
Me: I don’t know. (Sigh)
Bacon: You love me. You know in your heart you love me.
Me: Well, you’re definitely in my heart.
Bacon: See. You know you want me. It’s not that hard.
Me: No, just my arteries.
Bacon: So…..?
Me: Thanks anyways, but I’m going to have a pineapple mango smoothie for breakfast.
Bacon: Noooooooo…..
Me: But I’ll always be thinking of you, Bacon.

~ by 1fatgirlshrinking - Diane Kirby on April 21, 2012.

4 Responses to “Just Talking to the Bacon”

  1. That took willpower. Ignoring mr bacon! I bet he had mr egg and mr sausage with him too

  2. Definitely. I can limit Mr Sausage (Saturday nights. maybe) but I am partial Miss Egg!

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