Crying In My Golf Tee! But I’ve Got Balls!

Golfing on the edge!

I got the email notice for our staff golf tournament at the end of June. I don’t know if I will be able to attend this year. I am a terrible golfer but I’ve been going for years. It’s a hoot! I only golf 3 or 4 times a year and the W̱SÁNEĆ Tournament is the perfect way to end the school year! I even own my own set of clubs. They’re one step above ancient! That means that my woods aren’t wood. My golf bag is so sad. It says Mizuna but also sports paint spray where some got on it when Norm was cleaning his sprayer. It does fit my balls, tees, wallet and some Fireball.

Last year I was made the Captain of my team. Norm and I were considered the “experienced” golfers (OMG funny!) and we got matched with two others. We played purely for fun and it was! My sister taught me how to hold my club so that my boobs aren’t in the way when I drive a ball. Tiger Woods doesn’t have to worry about boobs when he holds his club or does he???

Cool Wheels!

I always get a cart because I do have problems going up and down the hills. I also bring a lot of “garbage” balls because this course is on a lake and my balls like to swim! (Yes, I am curbing all my off-coloured jokes about balls and things.) I love the cart. It even has a backing up beep. I need a backing up beep! I can whip around the course, across the course, through the course and to the clubhouse of course.

Maybe this year I’ll just stake out a hole as a judge! Yeah, I could do that. Reg (a friend who monitors the Hole-in-one-Hole) and I could sit under the trees and make fun of/with everyone! I would get some fresh air and exercise (sorta).

Oh, well, I guess I’ll just sign up for the lunch. The BBQ is great and we all get prizes! Maybe I can get some balls!

Thanks for listening. ;D Diane

~ by 1fatgirlshrinking - Diane Kirby on April 18, 2012.

2 Responses to “Crying In My Golf Tee! But I’ve Got Balls!”

  1. The cart looks the must fun. When you reverse it would be great if it does what lorries do ‘beep beep this vehicle is reversing’ over & over. I’d be speeding round the course on it. Do you need a driving licence for a golf cart?

  2. That exactly when the cart beeps, when it’s backing up. No, you don’t need a license and the controls are really easy to use! I’m far better at driving the cart than I am at golf!

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