I am Victoria’s Biggest Secret

I went as Victoria’s Biggest Secret for Halloween 2010. I wore a nice outfit that showed my ample cleavage and a pair of fairy wings.  I weighed a lot and I live in Victoria, BC. Get it? It was actually fun! I think that would make a great new marketing ploy for Victoria’s Secret. We are a huge market (pun?) and we like to look nice even if you can’t see our underwear (and count that as a blessing, World).

Women of all ages, shapes and sizes are sexual beings. We like to feel good and feel attractive. (Yep, it’s Monday and I’m wondering what to wear to work.) This stuff doesn’t stop at 28.  You don’t have to picture it, I know that it’s creepy to imagine anyone but yourself in a sexual situation but you didn’t get here by immaculate conception, you know. So why doesn’t Victoria’s Secret, La Senza and La Vie en Rose carry ample woman sized lingerie? I guess 19-28 year olds don’t want to buy their unmentionables while shopping next to a  50-year old, 200 pound woman. I can see that. But they could open a spin-off like La Senza Girl where they sell thongs to preteens. Imagine a tastefully lit shop with special, warped mirrors called Queen Victoria’s Secret. It could work, couldn’t it?

Enough for now. I’ll go and dress for success. Not the industrial strength foundations but nice and comfortable. Another time I’ll tell you about the Extra Large Medium! Thanks for listening. ;D


~ by 1fatgirlshrinking - Diane Kirby on March 5, 2012.

3 Responses to “I am Victoria’s Biggest Secret”

  1. Ok, your humor is fantastic. 🙂

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